novelpro #188 - Girl, I'm going to smash your butt teeth! (Please subscribe and give me a monthly ticket
#188 - Girl, I'm going to smash your butt teeth! (Please subscribe and give me a monthly ticket
At night, Murong Shaoxia and Duan Shaoxia looked at each other, a battle was about to break out.
Murong brothers had their hair dyed green and fluttering. They casually grabbed a wooden board from under the bed and held it in their hands, posing with a knife.
Duan Yun, on the other hand, held a rolling pin, posing with a sword.
At their level, wooden boards and rolling pins can all be used as weapons, it's just a matter of whether they are easy to use or not.
If it were normal times, the Murong brothers would definitely not spar with Duan Yun.
Because no one knows the terror of Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) better than him.
The terror of Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) is that he can send you to heaven or hell without you realizing it.
His younger sister, Feng Ling'er, was affected by this guy's fist wind, feeling as uncomfortable as if she was in hell, and then he healed her with finger techniques and shivering, the process was comparable to going to heaven.
A thought of God and Devil, that is the portrayal of Duan Yun.
Thinking of his sister's situation, the Murong brothers' hair became even greener.
Yes, he usually wouldn't dare to spar with Duan Yun.
But he dares now!
Because he has suffered too many blows tonight, the pain in his heart is too strong, and he has become stronger as a result!
His knife intent, full of pain, and the knife stance he comprehended when his heart was in pain, have all reached their peak at this moment.
This moment is when he and Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) will have a decisive battle in the gatehouse bedroom!
Thinking of this, the Murong brothers were full of green, and their knife intent was surging like a tide.
He even thought of the legend of the decisive battle at the Forbidden City of Wulin(武林: martial arts world)!
Suddenly, he struck!
The wooden board slashed horizontally, the knife intent swirled, there was no wind in the room, but suddenly there was.
This wind was not strong, but at this moment it transformed from the invisible to the visible, like a substantial mist, and Duan Yun clearly felt that terrible malice.
Duan Yun raised the rolling pin in his hand, and the sword energy bursting out of his body also overflowed, like smoke and mist, meeting that terrible knife wind.
With a 'da' sound, almost at the same time, the rolling pin and the wooden board met.
The knife wind and sword energy of both sides intertwined, and even their thoughts met at this moment.
The next moment, the Murong brothers' hair fluttered like seaweed in water, and the wooden board swept upwards.
This sweep carried the rotating knife intent of seven layers of spring rain.
And Duan Yun floated upwards like a kite, holding a fist in his left hand, and the twelve of the sixteen Lu(路: route) strange punches were blasted out one after another.
The fist technique and the seven layers of spring rain faced each other, and as the fist intent climbed, it gradually gained the upper hand.
The next moment, the Murong brothers began to wiggle their butts.
He likes to lie on the ground and swim, and with the habit of wiggling his butt, he had already learned this 'swimming body technique'.
Duan Yun danced his fists faster and faster, continuously chasing.
Duan Yun's room can be considered narrow. After all, the two of them were here to go undercover and couldn't expose themselves. Therefore, both sides emphasized intent over strength. Otherwise, with the true qi cultivation of the two, let alone Duan Yun's room, even the hillside next door would explode in an instant.
Therefore, the situation in the room seemed a bit strange for a while.
I saw two people, one holding a rolling pin, one holding a broken wooden board, one wiggling his butt quickly, and one punching and striking quickly, looking like they were dancing from a distance.
The key is that the two were fighting so fiercely, but there was no sound, except for the dust flying around, nothing was affected, like a silent pantomime.
The picture even seemed a bit ridiculous, but only the two people in it knew the terror of this place.
After all, a green knife old devil wanted to tainted with green the other party with endless hatred, and a Duan Shaoxia(段少侠: Young Hero Duan) with a chivalrous spirit wanted to make the other party heartbroken and become a great hero.
In the middle, the two even felt each other's thoughts infiltrate their bodies, but then forced them out.
Especially the Murong brothers. Although he is now at the peak of green, he is ultimately inferior to Duan Laomo's(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) dual mastery of swords and knives and assailing fist intent, relying only on knife skills and body techniques.
For a time, he felt endless hatred and wanted to be a great hero.
But he is already a great hero.
No, the most terrible thing is that heartbroken fist intent goes straight to his heart, making his endless hatred mood add snow to the frost.
He felt that he might as well die.
Anyway, whether it's his younger sister or the female sword immortal, all they bring him is sadness.
Like a clown under the bed, sad and miserable.
He will never have a sweet love in his life!
What he pursues all his life, he never gets.
For a time, he was so miserable that he even wanted to write a big ' miserable' character on his thigh.
The Murong brothers realized that this was caused by Duan Yun's fist intent, but all of this was like a flood breaking through a dam, and it was too late to stop it.
Just when his thought was about to be destroyed and he was planning to engrave words on his leg, with a ' crash' sound, the wooden board in his hand and the rolling pin in Duan Yun's hand broke at the same time.
The Murong brothers woke up suddenly, panting heavily.
So dangerous, so dangerous.
He almost engraved the word " miserable" on his leg, and engraved the words " forever inferior to Duan Shaoxia", but fortunately it ended.
But at this time, Duan Yun still looked excited and eager to try, punching like he was dancing.
"Without weapons, we can continue," Duan Yun said excitedly.
In that instant, the Murong brothers turned around directly, with their backs to Duan Yun.
"It's too late, I have to guard the door tomorrow, and I haven't brushed my teeth yet. I can only say that you are indeed not bad."
Saying that, he turned his back to Duan Yun and left directly.
Duan Yun looked at his free and easy leaving figure and muttered, "He still managed to show off."
The moment he returned to his room, the Murong brothers closed the door with a flick of his finger, panting heavily.
So dangerous, so dangerous!
He was too impulsive just now, he actually took the initiative to provoke Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan).
But then, thinking of everything he had experienced in the room just now, the Murong brothers' eyes suddenly lost focus.
What are you afraid of, the worst is death!
I'd rather die the way I am now.
He lay on the bed, recalling the painful experience under the bed, recalling his sister Feng Ling'er's disgust for him and infatuation with Duan Yun, thinking of the cold shivers they had together, his knife intent and the green on his head were growing again.
The Murong brothers' eyes were filled with tears.
He knew that as long as this knife intent continued to grow like this, he would be able to challenge Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) sooner or later!
Duan Yun, I have understood the true meaning of continuous strengthening, what about you?
Can you also continue to strengthen?
But he had to admit that Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) was too perverted!
He almost fell under his sword energy and fist intent, engrave words on his leg, it's scary to even think about it.
Well, I'll wait until his knife intent reaches the next level before challenging Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) again.
" Endless Hatred Blade, give me rise!"
The Murong brothers continued to recall his miserable past, honing his knife intent in pain.
In the room, Duan Yun couldn't help but wipe his cold sweat.
He pinched a sword finger with his right hand, and with a shoot, a green sword energy flew out, poking a hole in the ground.
The Murong brothers' knife energy was indeed poisonous, and it even affected his state of mind just now.
Fortunately, he knew a move of ' force out poison' sword finger, so he resisted the erosion of this green poison.
Murong Laomo(慕容老魔: Old Devil Murong) is really too perverted!
If there is a next time, he has to find a wide place to use ultimate skill directly, beat this guy to the ground, acupoint sealing, and not give the other party any chance to attack!
Duan Shaoxia(段少侠: Young Hero Duan) summarized his experience and thought.
After that, Duan Yun and the Murong brothers gradually adapted to the gatehouse life.
Duan Yun was sometimes very busy. After all, the gatehouse had to not only guard the gate, but also sweep the floor, wash clothes, and treat the female cultivators of the Qiong Ling Sect.
Here, he even felt the time when he was a corporate slave being squeezed by the boss in his previous life.
And the Murong brothers were also very busy.
He was busy improving his emerald green knife intent at night, and he had to rush to hide the green in his hair before dawn.
Of course, he also had to eavesdrop to Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) outside his door from time to time to hear him treating the female sword immortal. Being busy is understandable.
Becoming stronger ultimately requires a price.
In Guanyin Temple, two female disciples of the Qiong Ling Sect knelt in front of the Guanyin statue.
Sect Master Gu Xue, wearing a mask, stood behind them and said lightly, "You can't suppress your lust, that's because your heart is not calm. Not calm means your心(心) is not sincere. If you repent to the Guanyin Bodhisattva, you will gain peace."
The two Qiong Ling Sect disciples respectfully picked up the incense on the table, lit it, bowed, inserted it, and began to meditate and repent.
The smoke in the hall rose curling, and everything became like a dream.
The two Qiong Ling Sect women sat there, looking at the Guanyin statue, their eyes more solemn.
Because in this curling smoke, they even vaguely felt that the tall Guanyin stone statue had come alive, looking at them with a compassionate face.
Gradually, as the repent deepened, their eyes also began to lose focus.
Neither of them noticed that their master was now sticking to the top of their heads, absorbing something.
That aura was mixed with the smoke of this temple, so that the three people became blurred.
Half an hour later, with a snap sound, the two female disciples suddenly opened their eyes.
The most ⊥ new ⊥ small ⊥ say ⊥ in ⊥ six ⊥ 9 ⊥⊥ book ⊥⊥ bar ⊥⊥ first ⊥ hair!
They were pleasantly surprised to find that the lust that was so difficult to suppress before had reduced a lot.
They quickly thanked their master, Gu Xue was still wearing a mask, looking mysterious and unpredictable, and said, "You should thank the Guanyin Bodhisattva."
"Yes."
"Yes."
The two also thanked the Guanyin Bodhisattva before leaving.
After the two disciples left, the door of the hall was closed.
The Buddhist lamp went out, and everything became silent and dark.
I saw Gu Xue's figure sitting in front of the Buddha statue suddenly sway, came to the vicinity of the Guanyin statue's head.
Her whole person lightly sticking to the Guanyin's head, strangely的和(和: with) Guanyin statue mouth to mouth.
For a time, the Guanyin statue seemed to be alive, and its lips also slightly open.
In this dim environment, the picture seemed strange and terrifying for a time.
If there was faint的气息(气息: aura), entering Guanyin's lips like smoke and mist.
It lasted for a incense stick time, Gu Xue slowly fall down down.
Even if she was wearing a mask on her face, she could see that her neck ears and neck were red, as if the Guanyin statue could really satisfy her desire.
After a moment, the Guanyin statue let out a sigh.
"Today only then a bit of joy of Zen, why didn't your disciples' true qi have any taste these past few days."
Gu Xue sat there, staring at the Guanyin statue with hot eyes, and said, "I have investigate, those disciples' cultivation have not slack off."
"It's time for the three disciples you sent out to receive guests to come back, only they are pure enough." The Guanyin statue continued.
Gu Xue quietly said, "I will let them come back."
" successively three disciples have no Zen taste, are you a bit fail to discipline."
Gu Xue seemed a little wronged, and said, "I have specially investigate those few people, their practice has not slack off, but according to confidant, their disposition has changed."
"What is the change?" The Guanyin statue said.
"Become arrogant, dismissive of everything, or say, cringe."
" cringe?"
"Yes, cringe."
"You have a disciple under you who is this disposition, right."
"Yu Zhenzhen is like this."
"I remember she doesn't eat fish and meat either."
"Yes."
"This child is so unteachable, could it be her fault?"
Gu Xue opened her mouth and said, "She doesn't have this ability."
At this moment, Gu Xue's tone was no longer aloof, but more of a woman's jealousy.
"She is so, useless to me, you should eliminate her."
"But, Yu Zhenzhen is the only one in the sect who is destined to comprehend the founder's unique skill, I haven't seen the true skill yet."
"You are the head of a sect, do you lack that skill?" The Guanyin statue asked.
Gu Xue was silent.
"I know. But in any case, you must not ruin our grand plan."
"You have to know, I can only rely on you."
After hearing the Guanyin statue's words, the eyes revealed from Gu Xue's mask became even more fervent, and said, "I know clearly. I will investigate clearly the matter of the disciples' disposition changing."
After that, the Guanyin statue stopped talking.
At night, Duan Yun lay in bed resting.
These days of toil made him feel a little tired.
These Qiong Ling Sect women are really not easy to subdue, no, it should be said heal.
Especially there are a few, people seem to want to bite him, the true qi in the body also seems to bite people.
But a doctor's benevolence, seeing the female sword immortals who are fog, trapped by desire because of him regain purity, he has a strong sense of accomplishment.
The so-called " persuade prostitutes to turn over a new leaf"'s sense of accomplishment is probably nothing more than this.
It's midnight tonight, and there are still no Qiong Ling Sect female cultivators coming to him, which shows that he can rest.
As a result, at this time, he suddenly found someone coming.
No way, it's so late, really stealing people?
Da da
The door was knocked lightly, Duan Yun hadn't had time to respond, he saw the bolt shaking, the people outside came in on their own initiative.
The comer was combing a high ponytail, beautiful and domineering, it was Yu Zhenzhen.
Duan Yun seeing this, complain, "Senior Sister Yu, are you so impolite now? You are breaking into the gatehouse bedroom."
Yu Zhenzhen looked at him, also complain, "Do you think this girl is willing to come to your broken place in the middle of the night?"
" master is already investigateing you, you have to hurry up to leave."
" investigateing me? I Xu Xian be a gatekeeper, sweeping the floor and washing and saving people, check me and have to raise wages." Duan Yun said with confidence.
Yu Zhenzhen sighed, said, "Your medical skills are really good, the illness that genius doctor can't cure, you can deal with, but the Qiong Ling Sect is not that simple, you stay down may be dangerous."
"I'm not afraid." Duan Yun responded.
Yu Zhenzhen looked at Duan Yun with her beautiful eyes that had a little short-sightedness, and said, "Why do you have to be so disregard life, even if you are intentionally to me, you don't need to risk your life, lose your life.
Besides, no matter how admire me you are, I will not agree you. I am a born female sword cultivator, I will be devoted to the sword all my life, I will not have those idea for a doctor."
Duan Yun: "I"
"No matter what you say, it's useless. I advise you to give up as soon as possible," Yu Zhenzhen interrupted him, saying.
Hearing this, Duan Yun clenched his fists.
What kind of awful woman is this? I'm just absorbed in saving your fellow disciples who are having their fits.
"By the way, hurry up and pack your things. Even if you don't want to leave, you have to. Don't force me to knock you unconscious and take you away by force," Yu Zhenzhen said domineeringly.
At this moment, Duan Yun simply acted like a rascal and said, "I'm not leaving. If you want to take me away by force, you can try."
Yu Zhenzhen sighed and said, "I've only said a few words to you, why are you so deeply陷."
Hearing this, the veins on Duan Yun's forehead throbbed.
Even if you don't forcibly take me away today, I want to spank your awful woman ass!
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