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"Male monkey, female monkey?"

The guest couldn't laugh or cry: "Your Majesty..."

"

silence.

Just as Lu Tianyu wanted to laugh out loud, his face froze.

Because, Luo Tianyi didn't make any movement.

The corner of Lu Tianyu's mouth twitched, thinking, this woman is very funny.

It seems that strong medicine is needed.

then.

Lu Tianyu thought for a while, and then said: "Once upon a time, there was a couple, the husband was stupid, but the wife was very smart.

One day, the wife asked the silly husband to catch a few chickens and send them to his father-in-law's house. The silly husband agreed and left the house with a wooden cage for the chickens.

I happened to meet a man on the road.He stepped forward and said, "What are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm going to my father-in-law's house."

The silly husband hurriedly said: "It's just right, my wife told me to take the chicken to my father-in-law's house, so I entrust you to bring it."

The man was very well-behaved, took the cage and left.

When the silly husband came home, his wife asked him, "Why did you come back so soon? Did the chick go?"

The husband replied: "On the way, I happened to meet someone who was also going to my father-in-law's house, so I asked him to take it."

The wife said angrily: "You idiot! His father-in-law is not your father-in-law. Hurry up and get it back!"

The husband obediently chased it out, chasing, chasing, and observed a person coming in front, holding the same chicken coop in his hand.

He stepped forward and grabbed the man's chicken coop and said, "Give me back the chick I told you to take. I have my own father-in-law."

The monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, and said, "This is not your chicken, I have ducklings in this cage!"

When the silly husband saw it, he became even more angry, and said, "Humph! You're terrified of telling me to admit it. You squeezed the chick's mouth flat on purpose. It's really not a thing!"

"

"Hahahaha." Lu Tianyu and the cat demon Su Xiaoruan laughed out loud, but the woman behind the screen remained silent.

"Isn't it? Is this woman a stone? Isn't this laughing?"

Lu Tianyu was dumbfounded.

Then, he thought for a while, and then said: "Just a few days ago, an old man came to the village. The old man looked very haggard and frustrated, but maybe it was because no one knew him, so no one paid special attention to it.

As a result, in the evening, the old man was found hanged in the woods!And the hanging place is just behind Xiao Jing's house, and the old man can be seen clearly even through the bathroom window!

At night, Xiao Jing came back, because the body was quickly disposed of.So Xiaojing didn't know about it, and then Xiaojing went to take a bath, because the bathroom is very small, so when taking a bath, it is very close to the transom.

Just when she was halfway through washing, Xiao Jing raised her head and saw the transom.What she saw at that time made Xiao Jing's whole body stiffen!Because she saw a human head!

Xiao Jing couldn't move, but Ren Tou kept watching her helplessly!At this moment, the head actually laughed!And said: "Sister, are you startled?"

"

"At Cao Cao's family banquet, the two concubines fought for favor. Cao Cao was furious: You all die together! Suddenly a soldier flashed out: The last one will be banned, thank you Prime Minister for the reward."

"Wang Gang is a student, and his home is relatively close to the school, but every time he goes home, he has to pass a cemetery, and he runs home every night.

He was going home again tonight, and he saw that there seemed to be a fire in the tomb. He curiously took a brick and smashed it, but the fire extinguished and then ignited, and he smashed it again, but it still ignited. Hairy.

But curiosity drove him forward, and when he got to the fire, he saw a man yelling at him: "You smashed a shit and smoked a cigarette three times, are you an idiot!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

After telling three jokes in a row, Lu Tianyu couldn't bear it anymore and burst out laughing.

Su Xiaoruan also couldn't help laughing, the cat's stomach hurts from laughing.

but.

Inside the screen, there was still no movement at all.

therefore.

Lu Tianyu and Su Xiaoruan were dumbfounded.

I thought to myself, isn't this laughing?

impossible?

It's obviously very funny, right?

Just when Lu Tianyu and Su Xiaoruan looked at each other.

Na Luo Tianyi opened his mouth slowly and said, "My lord, please go back."

Lu Tianyu: "..."

Su Xiaoruan: "..."

Spit really is.

This woman didn't find it funny at all.

How can this be?

Lu Tianyu was surprised and helpless.

Then, thinking for a moment, he said, "Two men were walking home from a Halloween masquerade . . . when they passed a cemetery, they decided to walk through it on a whim.

But when they were halfway there, they were startled by a knock-knock-knock sound.

The sound came from some dark place, and they were trembling with fright, and then they found an old man with a chisel in his hand, digging a tombstone.

One of the men said: "My God, sir, we thought you were a ghost, what are you doing here so late?"

The old man scolded: ''What the hell, they spelled my name wrong!!!!"

"

Hearing this, Luo Tianyi's mouth turned cold: "Little boy, see off the guests."

===Chapter 492 (Modified Chapter) Jin Mulan===

Chapter 492 (Modified Chapter) Jin Mulan

Luo Tianyi's voice was very cold.

The voice fell.

The little girl came to Lu Tianyu and said, "My lord, please leave here."

Lu Tianyu really vomited blood now.

why?

Why is this woman not smiling?

What a joke!

Lu Tianyu was speechless.

However, he won't just leave here.

A coldness flashed across Lu Tianyu's eyes.

"It seems that I can only use my strongest skills."

Lu Tianyu narrowed his eyes.

then.

Lu Tianyu used Cao's unique skills.

Finally, he made fun of this beautiful woman.

(Due to review reasons, Cao's knowledge is dead, please make up your own brain)

Hear Luo Tianyi's laughter.

Lu Tianyu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then he said: "Since Doctor Luo smiled, can you come out and meet each other?"

"The young master is so pure, what's wrong with letting the young master meet?"

Luo Tianyi smiled lightly, and then walked out from behind the screen.

Thus, a beautiful woman with a beautiful face appeared in Lu Tianyu's sight.

And saw this beautiful woman.

Lu Tianyu couldn't help breathing suddenly.

Because, the beautiful woman in front of her is really too beautiful.

But seeing this beautiful woman, she looks only in her thirties, her delicate facial features are slightly powdered, and her lips are so delicate that she wants to step forward for a taste of her fragrance.

Under the loose white windbreaker is a graceful and moving curve, which is the most perfect S-shape.

She has the most perfect pair of round jade legs, big breasts and fat buttocks, and she is an out-and-out top-notch brat.

But what she is most proud of is her pair of slender and straight jade legs, because her figure is really too tall.

Those long legs directly support her height of 1.8 meters [-], which is an artifact that countless leg masters dream of.

If you hold this in your arms and lick it, for those leg-controlled ISPs, I don't know what kind of ecstasy it will be.

Lu Tianyu was fascinated by watching.

And this time.

Luo Tianyi was also in a daze.

She didn't expect that the man in front of her was so handsome and suave, like a fairy.

In her life, she has met too many people, but no one is as outstanding as the man in front of her.

"My concubine is Luo Tianyi, and I have met Mr. Lu."

Luo Tianyi said softly.

Lu Tianyu smiled slightly and said, "God Luo is cured."

Luo Tianyi nodded, and then invited Lu Tianyu to sit down in the hall, and the little girl served tea to them.

Afterwards, Luo Tianyi asked: "I don't know, my lord, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Tianyu sighed and said, "It's not that I'm sick, it's my mother-in-law who is sick."

"The original son's mother-in-law is sick."

Luo Tianyi nodded, and then said, "I don't know what kind of disease your mother-in-law is suffering from?"

Lu Tianyu thought for a while, and told the beautiful woman in front of him about the Xuanming Second Poison.

Afterwards, Lu Tianyu continued: "I don't know if Doctor Luo is willing to come forward to treat my mother-in-law."

Hearing this, Luo Tianyi pondered for a while, and then that charming face became a little dignified.

She said: "To be honest, I have heard of this second poison of Xuanming before, and there is indeed a cure, but I am not fully sure that it can be cured. After all, this poison is too serious. It's too difficult to heal."

When Lu Tianyu heard this, he couldn't help becoming interested. He originally wanted Luo Tianyi to replace him and treat Liu Ruyan's illness.

Unexpectedly.

This Luo Tianyi actually has a cure.

This person, Lu Tianyu, was a little curious.

Then, he couldn't help asking: "I don't know how Divine Doctor Luo will detoxify?"

Luo Tianyi smiled lightly, and then said, "Acupuncture."

This is really a piece of thought.

After all, Lu Tianyu's original treatment method was acupuncture.

"Miraculous doctor Luo, I thought of going with me." Lu Tianyu said with a smile.