Sign in at Yizhuang: I am numb to Uncle Jiu

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Lin Yi showed disdain, "There's nothing to be afraid of. It's safe to follow Master."

In fact, Ji Dong was so frightened to death at that time, it was the first time Ji Dong saw a zombie, all he could remember was not to pant when he saw a zombie, but he forgot to breathe because of nervousness, and almost suffocated himself to death.

"Both of you work hard, go and plug in the remaining incense sticks, finish your work early, and go home for dinner."

Only then did Wencai Qiusheng put away their gossip and went to work seriously.

But not long after, Qiu Sheng who was not far away was putting incense on the last grave, and he couldn't help but exclaimed the moment he saw the tombstone.

"Hey! Brother, come and see!"

"what happened?"

Lin Yi walked over in confusion, followed Qiu Sheng's finger, and glanced at the tombstone.

After years of wind and sun, the tombstone looks quite old, but the writing is still legible.

Dong Xiaoyu's tomb.

Xiantong 27 - [-] years, there is also a bust mural of a woman carved on it.

It should have been carved by a skilled craftsman at a high price, the lines are vivid, not to mention, the carving is quite beautiful.

"It's so beautiful, it died at the age of 20, it's ruined, let's burn incense."

Qiu Sheng shook his head with emotion, and put the incense in his hand in front of the grave.

Looking at the familiar scene and words in front of him, and looking at the three words Dong Xiaoyu, Lin Yi quickly remembered the plot in the movie.

"I'll go, this is Qiusheng, that female ghost!"

Her eyes, her eyes, seemed to shine like stars.

For a while, the song "Ghost Bride" suddenly sounded in Ji Dong's mind.

When I first watched the movie, this song sounded weird and nice, but because I couldn't understand Cantonese, it always sounded like his bladder, his bladder.

"Ok?"

Qiu Sheng's expression changed suddenly, and he looked panicked.

"Brother, did you hear who was talking?"

Qiu Sheng suddenly grabbed Ji Dong's arm and pulled Ji Dong back from his memory.

"Talk? Say what? Say thank you?"

Lin Yi smiled lightly.

"Yeah yeah!"

Qiu Sheng couldn't help nodding, and looked at the tombstone again, wondering if his eyes were dazzled, he found that the portrait of the woman carved on the tombstone was actually smiling at him.

"Okay, don't scare yourself, it's broad daylight, you must be a ghost."

Ji Dong pretended not to believe it, and dragged Qiu Sheng back.

"Senior brother, senior brother, come and see here!"

Coincidentally, Wencai also greeted him loudly in the distance.

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Chapter 11 Three Longs and Two Shorts and Two Shorts and One Long!

When Uncle Jiu left, he told him that he would burn an incense array of plum blossoms on the tomb of Mrs. Ren, and then burn a bouquet of incense on all the graves in the cemetery.

The plum blossom fragrance array is used to test good or bad luck, and the incense on each grave is a benefit fee.

After all, the digging here today is quite loud, and it disturbs the rest of the neighbors here. If you give them some benefits, they won't hold grudges against you.

Wen Cai panicked and called Lin Yi over.

After Lin Yi and Qiusheng came over, Wen Cai pointed to the three sticks of incense on the ground and said with a puzzled face.

"Senior brother, look, how did this incense burn like this!"

Lin Yi looked down and saw that there were three sticks of incense, a total of nine sticks, on the mound in front of the grave. The three sticks of incense were tied together to form a bunch.

The incense sticks on it are almost burnt, and each bunch is one long and two short, with different lengths.

The long one seemed to go out after a while, and the two short ones were shorter than the other.

Qiusheng and Wencai, who had stayed in Yizhuang for many years, burned incense a lot, but they had never encountered such a strange thing.

Qiu Sheng asked suspiciously, "Wen Cai, it could be that you were lazy and didn't light it up!"

"How is it possible? I lit the three sticks of incense together, and after a round of incense sticks, I came back and looked at it. This incense has become like this."

Qiu Sheng's expression gradually became tense, he thought he had run into a ghost, and now this kind of thing happened again, could it be that there are really ghosts in the cemetery in broad daylight!

"Brother, is this incense?"

"You guys are really ignorant, thanks to the fact that you still burn incense every day, and you haven't even read the incense manual."

Ji Dong looked at the two of them angrily, one was really not as good as the other, no wonder Master was so tired in the movie, he carried everything by himself, it was all dragged down by you two idiots, a pair of idiots!

Qiusheng and Wencai's expressions collapsed, but they got used to it, and smiled cheekily.

"Brother, isn't it that we don't have the talent for cultivation? This is called self-knowledge. How can we be so powerful and talented like senior brother?"

This kid Qiusheng is quite good at flattering.

Wencai also followed suit.

"That's right, senior brother, you are too powerful, you are knowledgeable and knowledgeable, and if we know everything, how can we show that you and master are powerful."

"Oh, there's nothing I can do with you."

Ji Dong shook his head and took a bunch of incense from the ground.

"Let's go, let's go back to Yizhuang and show this incense to Master. As for the rest, we are talking on the way."

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai nodded together, and followed Lin Yi down the mountain.

……

"Brother, what is an incense spectrum? Could it be that there is a spectrum for burning incense?"

"Yeah, I've only heard of Qinpu, Tupu, what is Xiangpu?"

Qiusheng and Wencai are like two curious babies. They just discovered today that there are so many magical and interesting things in the division.

"Incense Spectrum is a map summed up by ancient Taoists and some sects through burning incense. It is composed of the changes in the height of three sticks of incense, the change of cigarettes, and the change of color. There are not only three sticks of incense, but also five, seven, nine, Eleven sticks, through the changes of burning incense, fulfill the weather, personnel, and society."

"On weekdays, the incenses you burn are all equal in length, which is called peace incense, and this incense, two short and one long, is called life-threatening incense."

"As the saying goes, people are afraid of three ups and two downs, and burning incense is also the most taboo about two ups and downs, understand?"

Qiu Shengwen nodded together, and finally understood the meaning of burning the incense like this.

"Mingxiang, is the Ren family in trouble?"

Qiu Sheng was puzzled.

"That's right, according to the records of the incense book, if this incense comes out in the family, not to mention that someone must be mourned, and I'm afraid that disaster is not far away."

Ji Dong nodded, thinking of the changes after the unearthed old master Ren today, which is completely different from what was shown in the movie.

Yes, that was a movie, but now it's the real world!

"Oh, it's none of your business, Qiu Sheng, why are you worrying about this? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to Ren Tingting?"

Wencai looked indifferent.

Although Ren Tingting was good-looking, he also knew that there was absolutely no possibility of him being with Ren Tingting. After all, there was such a handsome guy as Lin Yi. If Ren Tingting fell in love with him, it would be a fantasy.

It has nothing to do with me. Why do I have to worry about it? It's no good.

"No, I'm worried. If something happens to the Ren family, let's smash the signboard."

Qiu Sheng pursed his lips, feeling a little taken into account.

Since he was a child, he had never seen such a beautiful girl. Qiu Sheng would naturally itch when he saw her, but at most he just thought about it, and he wouldn't have any extravagant hopes.

Lin Yi smiled, and a flash of light flashed in his eyes.

"It's just a zombie. Master has been killing ghosts and eliminating zombies for so many years. I haven't seen anything. You should stop worrying about it. When you go back, you should work harder and read books carefully. Don't be stumped when asked about it." , embarrassing Master."

"Ahaha, isn't there a senior brother here?"

"That's it."

These two shameless people laugh and laugh whenever they are asked to study hard.

……

"Master, we are back!"

It was already past four o'clock in the afternoon when we arrived at Yizhuang. We walked back on our legs all the way, and when we got home, Wencai was exhausted and paralyzed.

Qiu Sheng is fine, he has practiced martial arts for many years, and his physique can still keep up, and Ji Dong is fine.

If it weren't for taking care of these two people, Ji Dong would have arrived home long ago.

Uncle Nine just came back not too long ago. It took eight people to carry such a heavy coffin back in turn. It took three hours including rest along the way.

"I'm back, how is the incense burning?"

"The situation is not very good, master, look, it is a reminder of life."

Ji Dong took out the scholarly scent from the treasure bag.

In fact, Ji Dong's treasure bag is just a cover. He has a backpack, but it's okay to pretend to be with people he doesn't know. It's better not to make trouble with Uncle Jiu. Once asked, there is no way to explain it.

Uncle Jiu took the incense and frowned deeply.

"People are afraid of three longs and two shorts, and incense avoids two shorts and one long. If this kind of incense comes out in the house, someone must be mourned, so it is burned like this."

"Master, brother on the road has already told us, but why are people afraid of going up and down?"

Wen Cai, who was slumped on the chair, asked pantingly, sticking out his tongue, like a pug.

Uncle Jiu glared at him, and said angrily.

"Fortunately, you are still a Yizhuang watcher. Don't you know that coffins are always good and bad?"

Qiu Sheng's eyes froze, and he looked at the coffin.

Wen Cai was also puzzled, there were many coffins in the Yizhuang, especially the coffin of the old man Ren, which had just been brought here.

After looking at it for a long time, I didn't see any connection between the coffin and the three long and two short.

"Master, why are there three long and two short coffins?"

Ji Dong was amused by these two people, and said with a smile, "You guys, you should learn more in the future, it's too embarrassing to say that you don't know anything.

This coffin is made of six pieces of wood, four long and two short, but the coffin is built after the death of a person. None of you know this. "

The two of them suddenly realized that this is the case, who thought of this, it is really tactful, if you die, you will die.

"Master, senior brother said that Mrs. Ren can also turn into a zombie, and Master Ren won't let her be cremated, so what should I do now?"

"Yes, Master?"

Uncle Jiu's expression turned serious, "I've already figured out a solution, otherwise why would someone carry the coffin back. That's fine, Wencai, you cook, Qiusheng, you go catch a chicken in the backyard, Ayi, come and help me prepare things."

"Yes, Master!"

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Chapter 12 Corpse Divide Zombie Dead Corpse!

"Master, you can eat chicken today!"

Wen Cai, who was about to cook, stopped suddenly and looked at Uncle Jiu expectantly.

It's been a while since we've had meat at home.

Uncle Jiu glared at him angrily, "Eat and eat, you know how to eat, I want to draw a talisman with chicken blood, brat."

Wen Cai shrank his neck and muttered softly, "The chicken blood was used, so the rest of the chicken will go into the stomach."

After speaking, Wencai trotted away.