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If not, let's put it better, cheating, if it is a female customer, scare it, and the money will be in hand.

But a real expert, through the stars, wealth, poverty, longevity, poverty, prosperity and decline, gains and losses, fleeting years, rest and misfortunes, etc., is well-prepared, so that people can see what they are looking for, and they are foolproof!

"You are a person with a full heaven and a full court, but you are too short, which means that you have an official and are in charge of life and death, but you lack children!"

"The forehead lines are interrupted. You have no brothers and sisters. There are vertical lines at the end of your eyebrows, which means that no one will take care of you when you are old."

"Besides, you have a black net pattern, which means that you don't have a son in your life."

The more Lin Yi said, the more nervous Xu Guangtou became, because what Lin Yi said was right.

But it was precisely because Ji Dong was right that he was nervous. The Xu family was really hopeless, right?

Then what are these things he is fighting for?

"Master, what should I do?"

Xu Guangtou asked nervously, and poured tea for Lin Yi again.

"It's not impossible to change your life. God always treats people with blessings favorably. In this way, there are five unformed demons in your family. As long as you get rid of these five demons with me, the merits of heaven will be shared with you. , enough to change your life."

Ji Dong's words are pure nonsense, even if the merits from heaven are all Ji Yi's, this bald Xu has committed countless crimes, if it weren't for the good deeds of his ancestors, he would have died by now.

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you, Taoist priest, uh, I haven't asked the Taoist priest's name yet."

Xu Guangtou looked at Lin Yi in embarrassment. He had been chatting with him for a long time, but he still didn't know what his name was.

"I am Lin Yi, a disciple of the Maoshan Shangqing Sect, and this is my junior."

"It turned out to be an expert from the Shangqing sect, Daoist Lin. You said that there are five unformed demons in my house. What's going on? Our house is fine, how can there be demons?"

Baldy Xu asked in bewilderment.

"I don't know about that, so, first take us to the place where you put the golden Buddha."

"Okay, the two priests, please follow me."

Xu Guangtou got up and took Lin Yi and Jia Le to the room where the Golden Buddha was placed.

There are not only golden Buddhas and Jade Guanyin in this room, but also blessings, wealth and longevity. There are many statues, but most of them are ancient porcelain vases on Bogu shelves.

A big bastard who doesn't know a single word, and still specializes in a room full of antiques at home, arty, do you think that you will be educated?

Ji Dong looked at the antique porcelain in the room, and curled his lips in disdain.

But soon Ji Dong couldn't care about anything else. He saw five vases on a bogu shelf. Coincidentally, there was a special cabinet opposite the bogu shelf, which contained a golden Buddha.

This golden Buddha happens to hold these five vases.

Fortunately, it came early. If the golden Buddha is gone, the evil spirits in the porcelain vase will definitely make trouble. It doesn't matter if Baldy Xu is dead. The servants in the yard are all miserable people, very innocent.

"Daoist, look, this is the Golden Buddha."

Ji Dong nodded and walked to the side of the Golden Buddha.

This golden Buddha is condensed with strong Buddhist vows. It should be made by the eminent monks who have spent a lot of time knocking on scriptures, chanting Buddha, and offering incense to worship, and it is specially used to suppress the five evil spirits.

"I heard from my master that there is a branch of the White Lotus Sect called the Five Ghosts, which believes in five immortal demons. These demons will bend over pregnant women, turn them into demonic bodies that harm humans and animals, and suck blood and brains to cultivate them. Devil fetus, if a devil baby is born, it will have boundless magic power!"

Xu Guangtou's scalp tingled when he heard it, but he didn't believe it. No matter how it sounds, this is just a legend, so he couldn't have happened to him by such a coincidence.

"Daozhang, is it true? Are those five magic embryos here?"

"That's right, after the five ghosts were besieged by the Qing court, the five demons were sealed in ancient porcelain vases by eminent monks, suppressed with golden Buddhas, and buried alive together with the gold and silver treasures looted by the five ghosts. How did you get this The golden Buddha and the five porcelain vases?"

As Lin Yi said, he turned the golden Buddha on the cabinet around.

In the next second, the five porcelain vases on the ancient shelf shook and trembled, as if something was about to come out of it. At the same time, there were strange whispers in the room, like a demon crawling out of hell Seems like.

Seeing this scene, Xu Guangtou was taken aback and said hastily.

"Master Dao, quickly turn the golden Buddha around, I believe you, I believe you."

Ji Dong turned the golden Buddha around, and a golden light appeared on the golden Buddha, and the five porcelain vases on the Bogu shelf suddenly fell silent.

Seeing this, Xu Guangtou completely believed in Lin Yi, "Master Daoist, I received a treasure map a few months ago, so I took someone to dig it out, and I didn't expect to find the treasure.

It's a pity that the opponent knew about the big move, and was attacked by surprise, and most of the gold, silver and jewelry were robbed. These five porcelain vases and the golden Buddha were brought out from the treasure cave. "

Lin Yi narrowed his eyes slightly.

"I want to take these five porcelain vases and this golden Buddha away. I must find a perfect way to destroy them, otherwise it will be a disaster for the world. Do you agree?"

"Agree, agree, Daoist, I agree, but what about changing my life?"

Xu Guangtou looked at Ji Dong in embarrassment. He still wanted to eliminate these five demons with Ji Dong and change his luck.

"Don't worry, take me to your ancestral grave tomorrow. You can change your life through the ancestral grave. Having a son is not a problem."

"That's no problem, Taoist priest, you can do whatever you want with these five porcelain vases and the golden Buddha."

As soon as he heard that he could have a son, Xu Guangtou readily agreed.

Ji Dong nodded, and put the five porcelain bottles and the golden Buddha into the system backpack.

Seeing the five porcelain vases and the golden Buddha miraculously disappearing in Lin Yi's hands, Xu Guangtou looked at Lin Yi with even more respect.

This is an expert with real abilities, I can't afford to offend him, he must be treated well, whether my Xu family can have a son depends entirely on the Taoist priest.

Jia Le admired Ji Dong even more, and at the same time was very curious.

How did the elder brother do it, so big five porcelain vases, and the golden Buddha, where did they go?

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Chapter 106 Dogs and Men and Women Are Going to the Seven Hells!

"Master, master?"

The adjutant's call came from outside the door.

Uncontrollable anger appeared on Xu Guangtou's face again.

My own delicate third wife!

Taking two deep breaths, Dashuai Xu calmed down his expression.

"Come in."

The adjutant opened the door and walked in, saying respectfully.

"Sir, the meal is ready."

"Well, I see, you go down first."

"Yes, handsome!"

The adjutant went out respectfully again.

Lin Yi looked at Xu Guangtou with admiration, what a guy, what a man, he can speak so calmly when he sees an adulterer.

This kind of person is capable of great things.

When the adjutant went out, Xu Guangtou suddenly asked Lin Yi.

"The Taoist priest doesn't know whether people will go to hell after death?"

"Of course, both good and bad people will go to hell, but good people will be reincarnated directly, and bad people will go to hell on the [-]th floor."

"If you don't know about adultery, what level of hell will you go to?"

For the word adultery, Baldy Xu's voice was very low, because he could see the figure of the adjutant at the door, and this fool was leaning against the door to eavesdrop.

Last night Xiaodie was eavesdropping outside the door in such a foolish way. When she was hit by the light from outside, the shadow shone on the door, and the people inside could see clearly.

"Hehe, the seventh floor, Iceberg Hell."

Xu Guangtou nodded.

"I understand, Taoist priest, the meal is ready, please follow me."

The three of them went out of the room, and outside the door, the adjutant pretended to be respectful and stood at the door, as if he was a loyal and good adjutant. In the past, Xu Guangtou might still think that his adjutant was really good, but now, Xu Guangtou looked at him more and more. I feel more and more disgusted.

Seeing that you have thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a simple and honest face, I didn't expect you to be a bastard with a beastly face and a knife hidden in your smile.

It's no wonder Xu Guangtou didn't know a single big character, yet he could think of a few idioms.

"Hey, handsome, why don't you take a rest so late."

As soon as we arrived at the dining room, four women came out to welcome us.

The oldest one, dressed in a simple and elegant dress, mostly jewelry such as jade bracelets, rarely gold and silver, and the other two, wearing red and emerald, gold and silver jewelry, jewelry pendants, dress themselves more beautifully How beautiful.

The last one is young, and although the clothes are quite gorgeous, they are not coquettish.

Xu Guangtou's face turned cold, and he said angrily, "What, you are teaching me how to do things?"

The second lady who came over to act like a baby was suddenly too frightened to speak.

I don't understand what's wrong with my handsome man. In the past, as long as she acted like a baby, the handsome man would be gentle. Why is he so angry today.

"You, and you, all go out, I want to have dinner with the Taoist priest, what are you doing here!"

Xu Guangtou got angry at everyone in the room, and everyone went in without knowing it, and hurried out in fright.

"That's right, lieutenant!"

Baldy Xu suddenly stopped the adjutant.

"Commander, what are your orders?"

The adjutant's face was full of smiles, as if he was groveling.

"Go and help me prepare some ice cubes, as many as you want, the more the better, I will see it tomorrow morning."

"Ice cubes?"

The adjutant was stunned. It's only the end of August, and it's not very hot. Why do you need ice cubes? Do you need a lot of ice cubes?

"What, is there a problem?"

Xu Guangtou glared, and the adjutant immediately said, "No problem, we promise to complete the task!"

"Well, let's go!"

The adjutant left the room suspiciously, seeing the third lady winking at him, the adjutant shook his head cryptically.

This woman actually thought about it again, my old waist almost couldn't bear it anymore.

"Adjutant, what did the master order you to do?"

The eldest lady has been neglected for a long time, eating vegetarian food and reciting Buddha in the backyard seems to have given up a long time ago, but in fact she still wants to be favored by Xu Guangtou.

"Ma'am, the Marshal told me to prepare as many ice cubes as possible."

The eldest lady was taken aback when she heard the words, a lot of ice cubes!What is this for?

"Since the commander-in-chief has ordered you, then you should do your best and go quickly."

"Yes, Madam."

The adjutant bowed and walked away quickly.

……

After a meal, the unpromising Jia Le's stomach was full, and he had to walk slowly, for fear that if he walked too fast, the contents of his stomach would be knocked out.

Ji Dong also ate a lot, but his body wasted a lot and quickly. Although he ate a lot, nothing happened.

"Master Daoist, I will rest here for the time being tonight. I had someone prepare two beds inside. The house is simple and simple. Please take care of me, Master Daoist."

Xu Guangtou really treated Lin Yi as a VIP. He had good wine and good food, and prepared a good guest room, but this was the only room left. In desperation, someone brought another one. bed.

Originally, his handsome mansion was enough to live in, but who asked him to marry too many wives, four wives and four master bedrooms, this is the only guest room, and the rest are for servants to live in.

When Jiale pushed the door open, she was shocked to see two nervous little girls standing inside.

"Master, what does this mean?"

Lin Yi pointed to the room and asked.

"Oh, it's so late, I asked them to wait for the two Taoist priests to wash up, haha, a little care is not a respect."

Xu Guangtou chuckled, showing an expression that any man can understand, let alone, his expression is really flirtatious!

The corner of Lin Yi's mouth twitched, he glanced at the two cowering girls in the room, and their flustered eyes, and said calmly.